The Flatmates are celebrating Christmas with a sumptuous meal. Celebrate with them – and improve your English
Alice: | OK, who’s for turkey and all the trimmings? |
All: | Me! |
Helen: | Let’s pull the crackers first! Michal pull one with me. Alice, you pull one with Tim. |
Tim: | OK, here goes! |
Helen: | I won! |
Tim: | Ah so did I! |
Michal: | What did you get? |
Helen: | A hat, a key-ring and a joke. Are you ready? OK “What do you get if you cross a stereo with a refrigerator?” |
All: | We don’t know! |
Helen: | “Cool music!” |
Tim: | Ha ha very funny! Right, ready for another one? “What did one dolphin say to the other one?” |
All: | We don’t know! |
Tim: | “You did that on porpoise!” |
All: | Awh! Merry Christmas! |